I WRITE COPY FOR SEX*
Hello, I’m Lanie Green.
I’m pretty good with words. In a nutshell, I can create:
Technical jargon simplified quicker than you can become a rocket scientist.
Rambling paragraphs edited before you run out of breath and die.
A tone of voice that sounds like you, not a copy writer making a crank call.
Original copy created from pages of crap ‘copy and paste’ content (you know who you are).
Yawn-worthy, corporate documents transformed into bed time reading.
Web copy that clicks. (See what I did there?)
Me: Experienced (old), copy writer (frustrated, unpublished novelist), is available for all your copy writing projects (is sat waiting with a cat and a sharp-ish pencil).
So give me a call or drop me an email (basically, just reach out), to discuss your next project (give me a job before the cat does a wee on me).
*attention seeking headlines also written (*for actual money)
HERE’S SOME STUFF I DID EARLIER
COSTS
A tenner says you skipped right to this page.
I can charge a project based rate, which is dependent on the brief. Once I understand what’s involved I’ll fix the fee so there are no surprises and it will include two sets of feedback amends.
If you need more flexibility, I’m up for a day rate: £400 for editing/curating existing text, shaping it into something splendid or £450 for creating original copy from a brief.
If all you need is a short paragraph, headlines, a bit of social content or some help with a few words, I’m £70 an hour – but I work quick!
Do you owe me a tenner?
Briefs Nailed
Drop me a line or give me a call and let’s create poetry together. Alternatively, off-load that crushing burden that’s been sat on your desk all week: you know you don’t want to tackle it and Geoff from marketing isn’t exactly Shakespeare is he?